Редактирование: Bionic penis (раздел)

== Not yet real ==
It was suggested that [[Microchip implant|microchip]] technology has recently been developed to ensure penis-vulva activity which doesn't have an authorised digital signature can send an alert to a partner to alert to possible infidelity.<ref>[http://butthatsnoneofmybusiness.com/new-penis-implant-will-alert-cell-phone-man-cheating/ New Penis Implant Will Alert Your Cell Phone When Your Man Is Cheating]</ref> This is not a real thing however.<ref>[http://www.snopes.com/implant-cheating-spouse-alert/ Snopes:Scarlet Embedder]</ref>

Proposed hoverboard integration still seems unlikely.<ref>[http://www.dailydot.com/unclick/dildo-hoverboard/ Riding this Dildo Hoverboard is not for the faint of vagina]</ref>